Funny Computer Quotes
Funny quotes about computers and programmers. Enjoy!
“How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?”
None: “We’ll fix it in software.”“How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?”
None: “We’ll document it in the manual.”“How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?”
None: “Let’s define darkness as the industry standard.”“How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?”
None: “The user can work it out.”Anonymous
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Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Murphy’s Law of Line Printers
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The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we’ve finished building it.
Anonymous
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Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.
The Complete Microsoft Internal Jokes, Vol.III
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When the program refuses to work as intended, change the specification to fit the program. It’s easier than vice versa.
Briefing for new programmers joining Microsoft, 1995
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Information Center, n.: A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
The Devil’s Dictionary to Computer Studies
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If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
Norm Schryer
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